in the garment district
BUMS HAVE TENTS!!!
when i saw the first one, it thought “sweet. some bum scored a tent.”
then i saw another. then another. then a whole block full of bum-tents. like an epidemic. who would have thought?
i was like a ton of guys just decided to have a campout on fourth tonight. kinda surreal. i mean, it still smelled kinda like stale urine, and there were definitely people milling around that haven’t been on the business end of a showerhead in a while, but there were all these tents.
maybe walmart had a sale. or maybe they robbed REI.
i’ll bet that was it.
they prob’ly just bum-rushed the store.