I Heart Stella.

in the garment district

BUMS HAVE TENTS!!!

wow.

when i saw the first one, it thought “sweet. some bum scored a tent.”

then i saw another. then another. then a whole block full of bum-tents. like an epidemic. who would have thought?

i was like a ton of guys just decided to have a campout on fourth tonight. kinda surreal. i mean, it still smelled kinda like stale urine, and there were definitely people milling around that haven’t been on the business end of a showerhead in a while, but there were all these tents.

maybe walmart had a sale. or maybe they robbed REI.

i’ll bet that was it.

they prob’ly just bum-rushed the store.

This article was posted by Justin Hileman on 28 July 2006, and is filed under bums and california. If you have any comments, please contact me or leave a comment on this article.